What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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sixty....eight.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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