Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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