why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A man walks into a bar.

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Obama

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Oliver's friends

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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minorities

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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