- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's big? Jupiter.

Pickle!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Penis

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What time is it? 10:58

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Hello

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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