Knock knock, come in.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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