Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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women's lacrosse.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Dallas Cowboys

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