Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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BIG PENIS

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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AROUND

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Penis

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A fish walks into a bar

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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