Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Whats long and hard? a pole

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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