why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Slavery

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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SAY

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Anti Joke

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