Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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apple pie.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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hi my name is? joe

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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gays

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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chuck norris

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hitler

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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