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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

potato

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Religion

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

I met a man today. His name was John.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

87

A Jew returns change.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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