What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

The government makes a good decision

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Black Poeple

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Fruitcake

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

womens rights

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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