What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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