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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

I won the game.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Small breasts.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

anus soup

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What time is it? 10:58

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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