Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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