Jasper sucks.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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