A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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