- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Freedom of Speech

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Aodhan Hearty

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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