- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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