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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Penis

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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DANA

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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