Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Goat balls.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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