A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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i have 2 penises

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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