Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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The Aristocrats

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Womens Sports

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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make me a sandwich!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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