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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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poop.........

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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no

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Black people are innocent.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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