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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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