- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Lacrosse

Penis

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

i am predestal

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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