- Anti Joke

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

poop.........

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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