What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Steering Wheel Face.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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