- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Benevolent villain.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

I have no joke. u mad?

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Hitler

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Hair

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