- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Got milk? No.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Ben is gay

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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