Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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knock knock go away

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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