what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

potato

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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