What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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