what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why Because

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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