Kim Kardashian.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

womans rights

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Well, this is fun.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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