- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

I like to eat.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

womens rights

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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