What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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The government makes a good decision

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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