- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

come along children

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why Because

That's what he said.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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