A Jew returns change.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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