What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

The geese of Growmore

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why....... Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

a banana

Lockerbie bombing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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