- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Punchline.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

your momma's an antijoke

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Working hard or hardly working????

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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