how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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son, you're adopted.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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throbbing slobber

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Black Poeple

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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no

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Anti Joke

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