- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Women's rights.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

This joke isnt funny.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

potato

That's unfortunate.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What break when you talk?

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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