A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The geese of Growmore

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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