- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What lives underground? Grandpa

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

you wanna hear a joke? no

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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