whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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alcoholism kills

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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The government makes a good decision

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Black Poeple

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Anti jokes are funny

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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