What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do apples taste like? Apples.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

The jets are a good team..

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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