- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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