Is Carly smart? No.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Womens rights.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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