How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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