- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What is 69? A two digit number.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

The jets are a good team..

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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