What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

No.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Steering Wheel Face.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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