- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Jasper sucks.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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