Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Five guys one rape.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Potato salad

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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