How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Haha pizza

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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theres a fat guy

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Women rights.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Freedom of Speech

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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