steves legs

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Covietz has a large penis

Well, this is fun.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Miscarriages.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

gays

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Knock knock! Yes?

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

This is not a joke.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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