Niko isnt a mexican douche

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Robin, get in the car.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Small breasts.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

knock knock you may come in

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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