I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Penis

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What time is it? 10:58

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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