- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Women Drivers.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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