A black succeeds

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Please don't rape me.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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marble

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Anti Joke

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