Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Robin, get in the car.

a black guy leaves prison

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

One Big Ass Mistake America

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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