- Anti Joke

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A homeless person dies.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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