Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Kim Kardashian.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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God.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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