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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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SAY

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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I don't get it

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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