Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why Because

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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