What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What color is my lamp? Brown

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Hitler

if it's friday, it must be China

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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