I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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your life

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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