That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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PENIS

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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poop.........

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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