A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Haha pizza

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Women rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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