What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Turtles

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Chuck Norris died.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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