Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Baseball

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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