- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

minorities

SAY

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Dead babies.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the bunny eat his food

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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