throbbing slobber

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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My sister has to take a dump

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Robin, get in the car.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Obamacare!

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Why....... Because.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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