A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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This is not a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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