How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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I am a real homosexual

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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your all shit at jokes

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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It's your mother, open the door.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Indeed.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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