A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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