- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

I've got the moobs like jagger.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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