Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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knock knock come in

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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A Jew returns change.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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