What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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