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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

black people. that is all...

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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