What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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drugs.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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The geese of Growmore

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Women's Golf

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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your life

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