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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Indeed.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Nickelback.

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penis

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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