Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Lacrosse

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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