What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

A bar walks into your mother.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

A fat man buys a salad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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