What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

An Irishman stays home

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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