- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Covietz has a large penis

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Josh kissing a girl

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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