- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

jokes r dumb

Jews for Jesus

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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