Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Dead babies.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What time is it? 10:58

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

penis

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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