What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What does a man like. food.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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