What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Dear John,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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