Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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penis

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Real jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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