Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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penis

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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