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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I dislike old people.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

The geese of Growmore

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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