- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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