What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

how does peploe get around they walk

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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