Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

beiber i straight

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Hey Caleb.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

steves legs

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

The jets are a good team..

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

A ginger rapping.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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