- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

. Deez nuts Ok

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

want to go home? yea

Bing

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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