How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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lewis bedford

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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your all shit at jokes

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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