What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

One Big Ass Mistake America

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

jack shine has boobs

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

...and I'm a Mormon.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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