- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Shit.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

this website...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

i am predestal

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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