What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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beiber i straight

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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johann grayson being liked

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Hey Caleb.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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