- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Pianca going ham

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

I love boobs

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

World peace

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Jewish People

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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