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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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