why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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I am black.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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I dislike old people.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Women's rights

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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