A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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I love boobs

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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i am predestal

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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a horse walks into a barn

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Anti Joke

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