- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

womans rights

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

the WNBA

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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