- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

S.O.P.A

What break when you talk?

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Womens rights.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Hi poop!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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