What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Fruitcake

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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