how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

penis

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

SAY

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why were corners made? For crying.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A ginger rapping.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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