How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Fruitcake

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Noah is Smart.

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Real jokes.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

Sea World Japan.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Your life That's the joke

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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