Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Robin, get in the car.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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69

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Obamacare!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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your all shit at jokes

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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