Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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