What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Chocolate tastes good.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

drugs.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Women rights..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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