- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why....... Because.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

a horse walks into a barn

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Oliver's friends

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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