What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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anus soup

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Small breasts.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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