Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

justin littleton. nuff said

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What time is it? 10:58

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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