Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Knock Knock Come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

black people. that is all...

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Benevolent villain.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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