9/11/01 walks into a bar

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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9:11 make a wish

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hahaha

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Dead babies.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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SAY

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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