An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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the WNBA

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