Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Brittney Spears

The jets are a good team..

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

sixty....eight.

Baseball

beiber i straight

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why were corners made? For crying.

The chicken crossed the road.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

...and I'm a Mormon.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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