- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

I like to eat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Robin, get in the car.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

amy copied adams haircut :0

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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