Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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this website...

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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