i have 2 penises

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why Because

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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This post contains NOTHING.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Anti Joke

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