A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I can't think of a joke!

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's 6+2? 16

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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A Jew returns change.

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Hello world

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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hi

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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