- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

i have 2 penises

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why Because

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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