- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Women's rights

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Herman Cain

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Guess what? Chicken butt

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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