What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Women's rights

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Jews for Jesus

A joke

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

cheese

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

No.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Windows Vista

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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