What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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AROUND

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Herman Cain

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Penis

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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