Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What does a man like. food.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

why did the man die? he got shot

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Slavery lol

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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