What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Myspace

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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come along children

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Penis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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