- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Three men walked into a metal pole

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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