What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Herman Cain

josh simpson has cancer

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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