- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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