What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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^that joke's not funny

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Myspace

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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