Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Write your own

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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