- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

minorities

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Women's rights.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What time is it? 10:58

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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