Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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