A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Yo mama so fat she died

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

a show horse jumps over a bar

Dead babies.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Women"s Rights

A homeless person dies.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

womans rights

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

A baby seal walks into a club.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Your mum is dead

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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