- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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