why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Dead babies.

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Women's rights

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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