What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Slavery lol

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

I'm gay. Great me too.

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