Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What does a man like. food.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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potato

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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i heart wiener

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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