What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Knock Knock Come in.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A ginger rapping.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Hi poop!

Dear John,

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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