What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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The geese of Growmore

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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