- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock Good one...

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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