Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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I am really good at math debating

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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chuck norris

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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