What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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