What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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