Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Pianca going ham

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Anti Joke

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