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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock Knock Good one...

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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