Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Bing

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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your face.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Dear John,

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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