What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Womens rights

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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