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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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