Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Herman Cain

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