Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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throbbing slobber

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Mmmm, donuts

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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women's rights

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