How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Fruitcake

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Women rights.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Sea World Japan.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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