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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Slavery

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

666 im christian

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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