where's waldo? in a picture book.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

W.N.B.A.

This is not Will Smith.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Lacrosse

Black people are clen.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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