Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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jack shine has boobs

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What time is it? 10:58

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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WNBA

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Anti Joke

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