- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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