What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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