What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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