Sea World Japan.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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