- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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