Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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