Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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your face.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Your doorbell is broken.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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alcoholism kills

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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A man buys free health care...

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Anti Joke

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