Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Noah is Smart.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Your life That's the joke

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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