Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Yo mama so fat she died

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

9:11 make a wish

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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