- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

A fat man buys a salad

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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