Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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gay marriage.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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I love boobs

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Exactly what?

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American Idol

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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God is religiously proven to be real

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two fish are in a tank.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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