- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Good one...

penis

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

d

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Miscarriages.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

I love you.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

i wish i was a tree !

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??