The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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this website...

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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