A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Covietz has a large penis

Jasper sucks.

God is religiously proven to be real

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Well, this is fun.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What does a man like. food.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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