How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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