What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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I am black.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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