Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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