Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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lololololololololol

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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marble

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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the your face joke

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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