"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Knock Knock Good one...

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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666

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Mexicans working in an office

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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