why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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chuck norris

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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