A horse walks into a bar...n

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Benevolent villain.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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