Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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a banana

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Noah is Smart.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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