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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

A ginger rapping.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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