Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Anti Joke

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