Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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The WNBA.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why Because

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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