- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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