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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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