minorities.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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haha.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Golf.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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