- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Noah is Smart.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

women's rights

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

a little girl gets raped

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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