why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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drugs.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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