- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Gadaffi

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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im black

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Please don't rape me.

hi my name is? joe

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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