What's not red? No tomatoes.

What should I name my dog?

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Women Drivers.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

go go gadget

Haha pizza

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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