A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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