Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Dallas Cowboys

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

tim rafter died no one cared

Nicholas Cage

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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