- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Dozer has a soul

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Lets make like trees and stand still

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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