- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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