Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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