alcoholism kills

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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