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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Hey Caleb.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Women's Rights

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

I came.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

whats worse than flunking math? death.

gay marriage.

Penis jokes.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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