Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Penis

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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You know George Washington? He died.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Canada

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25

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i heart wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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