What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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