- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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American Idol

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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