- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

9/11

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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