- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

whats gay ? you

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Go away.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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