what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

i have 2 penises

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Yo mama so fat she died

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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