- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Well, this is fun.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What time is it? 10:58

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Indeed.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

look at there!! an entire dog!!

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