A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Indeed.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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